What's of the menu?
What's of the menu?
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Main course
Main course
£10 BEFF - Director's Cut
£10 Steamed BEFF
£10 BEFF-ala-ham
£15 BEFF
£15 Fried BEFF (Chicken)
Creamy turd log spirals
Dessert/Pud
Dessert/Pud
£5 Creamy Log Spirals
£5 Covfefe
£5 Accounting Software
£7 Mango and Sticky Mice
The Oesophageal Colada - Combining a soothing antacid with the antiseptic benefits of Betadine, there's simply nothing better, more refreshing and calming to help you while away those green room or casting couch hours!
Drinks and Cocktails
Drinks and Cocktails
£5 Yamaha (Drink Yamaha!)
£2.5 Lesser Covfefe
£150 Oesophageal Colada (w/ Betadine +£15)
£7 Tasty Tastes of Paradise (random) (w/o Betadine +£150)
Weekly Events
Crab Night* - Saturday from 6pm. *BYO crab.
Crab Night* - Saturday from 6pm. *BYO crab.
Sunday Breakfast - from 7am. Bottomless Bloody Marys and "The JEFF Big Breakfast" - Challenge CHEF in a fight to the death for a free hash brown
JEFF prides itself on providing a world-class menu curated by Chef (name TBC) with a core range of dishes based on an ancient family recipe book handed down for generations over thousands of years. The origin of the recipes are a source of contention, with some claiming it to be of Mayan decent, while others believe it was originally taken from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, where a mixup in translation resulted in 'funerary' being transcribed to 'foodie' by early JEFF adaptation Joey Joey Jeff Jeff in 2019, thus the modern menu of JEFF was born.
Either assertion seems dubious.
The specials menu at JEFF is constantly changing, with fresh new seasonal dishes added on every important date according to the Pagan Wheel of the Year. Paired with your favourite sacrificial jus or chardonnay, there's always something new and exotic to try in order to forcibly expand your palate and/or consciousness.
Initial discussions regarding a collaboration with local artisan bakery "Loaf" have been raised, and subsequently quashed
Your own Personal Cheeses
Reportedly the refrigeration unit
There's simply nothing better, more refreshing and calming to help you while away those green room or casting couch hours!
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